Credit where credit is due: I copied this from Dawn's blog and thought it would be fun. Now you have to copy it.
1.My uncle once: told me the correct way to insert a suppository (we worked together. This wasn't just a random conversation) And for those wondering, its the blunt end first so that the sphincter sucks up the rest of the supp and you don't have to put your finger where the sun doesn't shine. Yep, its true.
2.Never in my life: Have I blogged about suppositories.
3.When I was five: I stole a piece of candy and then lied about it and had to return It after I was convinced I was going to go to jail. Never did steal again, though.
5.I will never forget: where I was when the Challenger exploded. Or when Doug called and said the Twin Towers were blown up.
6.I once met: a midget.
7.There’s this girl I know who: is waiting for her husband to return from Iraq.
8.Once, at a bar: my mom threw up outside.
9.By noon, I’m usually: wondering where the morning went.
10.Last night: I had a horrible headache and actually lost my appetite. Amazing.
11.If I only had: a brain.
12.Next time I go to church: I will love it.
13.What worries me most: missing the little moments.
14.When I turn my head left, I see: binoculars and the telephone.
15.When I turn my head right, I see: my couch.
16.You know I’m lying when: you see the whites of my eyes. (just kidding. I never lie).
17.What I miss most about the eighties: Fluorescent.
18.If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: old
19.By this time next year: I will be living debt free.
20.A better name for me would be: something people could remember! And spell.
21.I have a hard time understanding: the Krebs cycle.
22.If I ever go back to school, I’ll: be a hairdresser
23.You know I like you if: I give you a hard time.
24.If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: I suppose the person handing me the award?
25.Take my advice, never: apply icy hot to just-shaved legs straight out of a hot shower. Never.
26.My ideal breakfast is: Biscuits and gravy.
28.If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you like apples.
29.Why won’t people: just get along
30.If you spend the night at my house: You will love it!
31.I’d stop my wedding for: no one
32.The world could do without: child abusers
33.I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: I got nothing for this one.
34.My favorite blonde is: My little Brooklyn.
35.Paper clips are more useful than: warts
36.If I do anything well, it’s: give unsolicited advice.
37.And by the way: Jesus is coming back, so you'd better be ready!